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Scientist who 'killed' lobster by snatching it from restaurateur's tank and throwing it in

Iran says it has closed Strait of Hormuz again after US refused to remove their blockade
A convoy of oil tankers has passed through the Strait of Hormuz, vessel tracking data shows, after Iran declared the waterway 'completely open'.

The country's top civil servant, Dame Antonia Romeo, and the Cabinet Office's Cat Little found out last month that Peter Mandelson was appointed US ambassador against security official advice.

Sarah Ferguson has been holed-up in a £2,000-a-night pine‑clad chalet in a quiet resort close to the exclusive Mayrlife health clinic in Austria where the super-rich are drawn to its remoteness and privacy.

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Jack Whitehall's wedding preparations are underway
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Madonna, 67, joins Sabrina on stage at Coachella
Nelson
Jesy Nelson fuels romance rumours with mystery man
Whitehall
Jack Whitehall's wacky love life ahead of his wedding
Jones
All the things you didn't know about Bridget Jones' Diary
Hart
How Melissa Joan Hart lost 18lbs of 'perimenopausal weight gain'
Whitehall
Jack Whitehall's wedding preparations are underway
Madonna
Madonna, 67, joins Sabrina on stage at Coachella
Nelson
Jesy Nelson fuels romance rumours with mystery man
Whitehall
Jack Whitehall's wacky love life ahead of his wedding
Jones
All the things you didn't know about Bridget Jones' Diary
Hart
How Melissa Joan Hart lost 18lbs of 'perimenopausal weight gain'

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In 2023 the lady of the house, an investment banker's wife and mother-of-three Claire Freemantle, cruised the streets in a top-of-the-range Land Rover Defender

Kenneth and Barbara Martin and three of their children went missing in December 1958. Almost 70 years later, the investigation into their mysterious disappearance concluded.

When £160bn just isn't enough for The Firm to get by on, thank goodness for the palace shops making up the shortfall. So, will Jonathan Margolis be buying a corgi brooch?

It is perhaps no wonder that cautious Catherine, Princess of Wales - who will one day be Queen - could be keeping her distance from the royal wild child.

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Mark Goldbridge reached a new milestone this week when Gary Neville's media company acquired his YouTube channels. Industry insiders suggest the deal comfortably exceeds £1million.

Inside the family feud that saw sister-in-law hurl black paint onto tearful bride's dress

After a few months on fat jabs such as Wegovy or Mounjaro, the feeling of suppression can start to wane and weight loss can stall.

Just minutes after it was announced that veteran TV presenter Eamonn Holmes had suffered a stroke, his onscreen co-stars at GB News flooded social media with get well wishes

The former Little Mix star, 34, ended her four-year relationship with Zion, 27, in January after the couple announced their twin daughters had been diagnosed with SMA Type 1.

BOSHOFF: From the outset, many in the fashion world have been sniffy about Lauren Sanchez Bezos and husband Jeff 'buying' their way into the Met Gala, overseen by Vogue boss Anna Wintour.

Why time is finally up for Daniel Kinahan and his crime family: They've enjoyed a lavish

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Harry is also featured on the OneOff page advertising his wife's 'look' at the Sydney beach on Friday, although he is largely covered by links to her clothing.

The Mandelson scandal has erupted yet again in spectacular fashion and Keir Starmer's job is once more on the line.

Sainsbury's is threatening to prosecute thieves who swap premium eggs into cheaper boxes, amid a growing trend of the practice and rising food prices.

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LIVE: The latest updates on the Middle East as Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz 'completely open'.

As Jack Whitehall weds ex-glamour model Roxy: Downtown Abbey meets Eastenders... it can

Snaps taken on Saturday morning at the Euridge Manor Farm in the Cotswolds show a hive of activity at the idyllic location.

Jack is getting ready to marry his stunning model partner Roxy Horner later today in what is sure to be a star-studded ceremony.

As Iran declared the waterway 'completely open', Sir Keir Starmer and French president Emmanuel Macron on Friday said they would send warships to keep it safe.

Keir Starmer admitted he was told on Tuesday evening that Peter Mandelson had been appointed US Ambassador despite failing his security vetting - but kept quiet for a day-and-a-half.

Move over Cotswolds! The low-key Surrey postcode that's Celebrity Central, with Tom

Next month's 'Unite The Kingdom' march follows a similar rally in September at Trafalgar Square, which drew over 100,000 participants.

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The mother of Southport killer Axel Rudakubana was at home with her family in Rwanda at the time of the terrifying 1994 radio broadcast which signalled the start of a devastating genocide

The Rail, Maritime and Transport union (RMT) confirmed today that its members will walk out from midday for 24 hours on Tuesday 21st and Thursday 23rd April.

'Tanguy and I are very excited,' she shared with Harper's Bazaar. 'I'm just very grateful. I know it's such a privilege and a miracle.'

Madonna, 67, Hijacks Coachella to Remind Gen Z She Was Once Controversial, Forgets Lyrics, Some Wear Purple

Zayn Malik has shared a worrying hospital snap on Instagram on Friday where he revealed he is 'still recovering' from an unknown illness.

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As Arsenal's Quadruple chances were slipping away in the dying minutes of the Carabao Cup final, Arsenal Fan TV was just getting started. In the next 24 hours, the fan channel had posted 22 videos.

Next Tuesday is the centenary of Queen Elizabeth II's birth. In a new book, royal photographer and biographer Ian Lloyd reveals the woman behind the title.

Drenched in sweat, my heart raced as I waited for my latest hot flush to subside. I was in the grips of menopause and it had hit me like a thunderbolt, wreaking havoc on my health and my body.

French woman moved to US aged 85 to marry Army sweetheart - only to end up ripped from her

The crime boss-turned-boxing promoter, who has been hunted by the authorities for years, was arrested of a warrant issued by an Irish court in relation to alleged serious organised crime offences.

It took less than a year for Trump to dramatically turn on the pontiff - claiming credit for his ascent from Chicago to the Vatican and launching a bizarre diatribe against the Pope
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Abandoned Dreams, Nuclear Winter Forecast: Mail's EXCLUSIVE Probe Reveals Dubai's Shocking Truth...According to One Bloke in a Cab

The Burj Al Arab hotel, built on a man-made island jutting into the Persian Gulf, is famous for being designed like a billowing sail on one of the traditional local dhow boats.

EXCLUSIVE SOMEHOW Made In Chelsea's Miles Nazaire's 'Eye-Watering' Debt Revealed For First Time: He Flaunts His Lavish Life, Which Is, Let's Face It, The Entire Point

When Miles Nazaire wakes up in the morning he strolls topless, of course, across his luxurious Dubai apartment and makes an espresso from his £1,499 coffee machine.

EXCLUSIVE REVEALED: Adam Johnson's 'Suburban Makeover' Actually Just Involves Wearing a Slightly Less Gaudy Tracksuit

Pictured enjoying a round of golf in a bobble hat and gilet, the only remarkable thing about this suburban dad is just how unremarkable he seems.

'It's wonderful to see you and the boys': Lip reader reveals how royal peacemaker Edward built bridges with 'vulnerable' Princess Diana after her separation from Charles, as he steps up to support disgraced Andrew

Condemned by the Vatican for 'erotic vagrancy', she married eight times, and mesmerised a global audience from the first time she starred in a film aged only 12.

Donald Trump revealed the news at a speaking event with Turning Point USA in Arizona on Friday.

Tens of thousands of slots a day are now available at GP practices and community pharmacies across England.

When access to information is restricted, journalists increasingly turn to open source intelligence to understand what's really happening on the ground.

Scarlett Dargan imagines this week's generational debate

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RICHARD EDEN: She had a fortune of millions, a palace and castles, as well as the biggest private art collection in the world.
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Starmer's week from hell: Another devastating slapdown by Trump, a public spat with the

PIERCE: Robbins is no stranger to political wreckage. He was chief Brexit negotiator for Theresa May . Their doomed scheme led to her tearful departure from Downing Street in 2019.

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Keir Starmer claimed yesterday he was 'absolutely furious' about the fact he was not told until Tuesday Peter Mandelson had failed his vetting to be Ambassador to Washington.

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After it emerged that Peter Mandelson had been appointed US ambassador despite failing security vetting, Sir Keir tried to shore up his position after firing senior Foreign Office official Sir Olly Robbins.

REVEALED: Desperate Migrant Actually Just Really Needed a Wee After Channel Crossing, Mistook Embassy for Public Toilet

Around one in four people in the UK suffer from hay fever - a seasonal allergy that can wreak havoc with daily life, causing relentless sneezing, itchy eyes and blocked sinuses.

When keen runner Christine Lote began experiencing pain and swelling in her heel, she thought it was nothing more than a sports injury. But despite physiotherapy, symptoms persisted.
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The LGBTQ+ venue Heaven received around 20 complaints from fake individuals, all calling for the permanent closure of the club.

The Scottish beer giant owes almost 500 firms, ranging from football clubs, universities, coffee shops, bakeries and laundry services, to lawyers, councils and holiday parks.

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Heidi Cornish, who is standing for Colchester City Council, was a character witness for Luke D'Wit, 36, as he faced charges of murdering Carol and Stephen Baxter in Essex in 2023.

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Tied together by a yellow band, HANNAH SKELLEY will help her visually impaired brother

Natural sugar found in many healthy fruits may actually fuel metabolic diseases like diabetes and liver disease, a newly published study from researchers in Colorado has suggested.

A Belgian man will spend 10 years behind bars after he was found guilty of drugging and raping three of his ex-partners.

Rent or buy? Prioritise career or mental health? Stay in or go out? For many, this week will have already been full of big decisions.

Alec Baldwin's long-running legal troubles from his fatal shooting incident on the set of his Western film Rust continue to drag on now that a judge has ruled that he will face a civil trial in October.

Justice after nearly 20 years of hell for Andrew Malkinson who fought from jail to clear

My neighbour has grown a climbing hydrangea up the rear of my property which rises over my single-storey kitchen and has filled my gutter with leaves. How can I get it cut back?

President Donald Trump greeted Erika Kirk with a cheek kiss and a squeeze in a touching moment on an Arizona stage days after she skipped an event with Vice President JD Vance.

Glyn Razzell was jailed for life for killing the mother of his four children, Linda, 41, who vanished on her way to work in Swindon, Wiltshire, in 2002.

I am afraid that it is all too easy to forget these days that Britain is an absolutely amazing country, and capable of amazing feats.

Women living under Hamas rule in Gaza describe to the Mail how they are sexually abused by

Ex doctor Philip Brookes suggested victims of the terror attacks on Israel on October 7, 2023 'were not innocent', while Tony Gair has defended Putin and spread pro-Kremlin conspiracies. (file image)

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Charles will deliver a recorded address to commemorate the life and legacy of his late mother and there will also be a special reception at Buckingham Palace for dozens of guests.

As Senator Ted Kennedy hobbled out of hospital, a reporter called out to him. 'Is it ever going to end for you people?'

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'Deeply troubling' plans to chop down 500 trees at Rotary Wood in Harrogate to expand a bottled water factory have been rejected by councillors following a high-profile campaign.

Household weight loss drugs including Wegovy and Mounjaro could age the body by more than a decade, targeting muscle as well as fat, experts have warned.

The businesswoman, 41, who is thought to be worth a whopping £37million, joined the Dragon's Den panel in 2019 before stepping away last year.

On Monday a friend told me that she was leaving her 'miserable marriage'. I didn't know there was anything miserable about it, although I'd always thought she was more fun than her boring husband.

Ultra marathon runner, 35, who died trying to beat record in memory of his friend was

Robert Brown, now 61, killed his 46-year-old wife Joanna Simpson in their family home in Ascot , Berkshire, on Halloween 2010 after she endured years of domestic abuse.

Vogue Williams and Spencer Matthews announced the joyful news they are expecting their fourth child this week, during a family getaway to St. Barts.

The group stole almost 100 vehicles between May and August 2024, and West Mercia Police said the 111 offences sparked 'the biggest conspiracy' it has ever dealt with.

In addition to the four dimensions we normally experience - height, length, depth, and time - physicists argue that there are three extra 'folded' layers of reality.

Abbey Clancy puts on a sultry display in a skimpy metallic bikini as she enjoys a

The 17-year-old suffered head and neck injuries when the heavy item toppled onto him while he was working at a building site in County Durham.

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Kylie Jenner flaunts abs in tiny white top as she takes on Coachella weekend 2 with Hailey

A woman in her 20s reported being followed and assaulted outside Epsom Methodist Church after leaving Labyrinth Epsom nightclub between 2am and 4am on Saturday.

The murder suspect, who turned 23 on Thursday, was back in court on Friday as his attorneys argued that cameras in his trial could taint his right to a fair trial.

Moment Denmark's Margrethe II gives daughter-in-law Queen Mary a royal 'ticking off' as she crouches outside the palace - in a similar scene to her cousin Elizabeth II and Prince William

   

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Fortunes have already been made from the oil price boom sparked by the war in Iran, and there are likely to be more gains to come.

Oil is now down nearly 30 per cent since its peak of close to $120 a barrel last month, but remains more than 20 per cent higher than its pre-war price of around $70.

The actor's passing was announced three weeks after he shared he had been given a bed supplied by hospice care in a heartbreaking social media post.

The news stunned Wall Street and shares fell more than 10 per cent in early trading, wiping £37billion off its value.

EXCLUSIVEPrunella Scales' son Samuel West fights back tears as he opens up on heartbreaking death of his mother, revealing details of their last conversation

Former BBC Radio 1 DJ and Live Aid presenter Andy Kershaw has died aged 66 following a battle with cancer.

She is one of the most powerful women on television.

The All About That Bass singer, 32, quietly closed the deal Thursday for $6,835,000 after barely a week on the market. She snapped up the estate in 2020 from rapper Doug Jordan for $6.6 million.

The One Show's Alex Jones paid a heartfelt on-air tribute to DJ Andy Kershaw on Friday evening following news of his death aged 66.

Military Land Rover flips into the air and throws driver out of his vehicle after avoiding reckless motorist

The former footballer, 50, took to Instagram to share a collection of meaningful humorous throwback snaps of Posh Spice.

April 26 will mark 40 years since the Chernobyl disaster, still recognised today as history's most devastating nuclear accident.

Britain knows from the damaging hacks on Marks & Spencer, the Co-op and Jaguar Land Rover in the last year the impact on financial performance.

The gas has a range of purposes, from stunning pigs and chickens before slaughter, to making drinks fizzy, and prolonging the shelf-life of packaged foods.

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